Scarlet Fever

So I had been up ever 3 hours through the night coz my littlest baba was rocking scarlet fever (the 1880s rang they want their germs bk) there was spewing and snots and spots and drama and public health were informed… I have never been more grateful we moved to fuckesville with an en suite… I cancelled my 5:45 gym session coz I was so tired i didn’t know if i wanted a shite or a hair cut… I fly round for antibiotics to get my baba bk on track and there are Karen’s all owa the quacks and I almost bite my tongue off coz well they are Karen’s full of opnions and I was in neeee mood!!!! I was facing 8 hours at work which was beyond off the hook coz my office is understaffed coz of the delightful covid… Mr S orders an uber eats to alleviate lunch time stress and they forget afros happy meal, so happy is not how it went down, he came down stairs singing and when he got to the bottom with indeed no happy meal on offer, a 7.5 on the richter scale shit strom ensued… the hysteria was too much so I thought fuck it and drove to the drive through which absolutely can no longer be classed as fast fucking food!!!! obviously when ya kids are shabby u make them drink a fuck tone to keep them happy hydrated and perky. So having drank 2.5ltrs declared at THAT very moment, when ur rocking ur best slippers and bleech stained hoody, stuck at the very back of the drive through queue, that himself has never been more desperate for a wee. So u search for a discarded pop bottle, he unhooks himself from the car seat and pisses in the fucking car and u just close ya eyes and hope to god u dont end up with piss from arsehole to breakfast time all owa ya motor!!! And u think i shouldn’t be eating maccy Ds anyway coz i’ve have been on point all week but am an emotional eater and I thought fuck it fuck that fuck the other and fuck off aswell! And now ur praying for bed time and ur hoping no one gets murdered on the school run! Coz basically the school run is full of bellends and I just cannot make that promise 👀 IS IT FUCKING BEDTIME YET!!!!! P.s Afro is happy and on the mend!