June 2020

So here’s a little stressful anecdote for ya’ll…… #livingthedream Gets to the vets with the 3 kids and rafa in the car ready for her last jabs…. u have to txt and wait outside as to be expected were in lockdown afterall…… waits for what feels like an actual eternity coz Fred’s shouting ‘wanna get out wanna get out’ Leo’s trying the door handles needing a wee a poo a drink and a snack… Eventually gets said puppy into the vets… Fred’s dropped his bait so am changing him in the boot and hes got poop from actual arsehole to breakfast time… Leo’s taking a wee behind a tree and Oscar’s standing round looking his coolest 15 year old self… They fetch the puppy bk out… freds mid change legitimately has jobbie all down his leg and up his back coz the kid is CLEARLY a crocodile and has yet more teeth rocking in… hoys the puppy in the front seat…. gets Fred’s new nappy on and had to bag all the clothes up coz of the shituation…. Oscar comes to the back of the car gagging his insides out in full dramatic form…. coz the puppy took a shit in the front seat lucky on her puppy file but unfortunately the great daft goon fully sat in the shit his jumper and shorts are caked… leos doing cartwheels about the gaff coz ya nah.. he can! Oscar had to take most of his kit off in Robson and Prescotts carpark and him and fred travelled home in their very best undercrackers….. 👀 anyone know where the vodka is…… asking for a friend… peace out bitches am done 😂🤣🙃