20th April 2020

Day 765 of lock down I have realised a few things….. We are indeed in the middle of the afrosaurus terrible 2s reign of terror and in full flow…. Children are not to be trusted with bubbles no matter how much they say they won’t tip them… Roo loves a bubble… I might as well get all the ingredients out of the fridge for tea, chop it into small pieces, put it on a tray and hoy the fucker full pelt all over the kitchen as hard as I can and miss out the middle men of cooking and relentlessly trying to get these mugs to eat any of it including the home made cake and custard 🤯 The fat snaffle that is Boxy is never to be trusted round children with biscuits… 1 hour of full blown hysteria will swiftly follow coz there is indeed no biscuits quite as good as the 1 that was just TWOC and snaffled….. It doesn’t matter how many playmobil men u buy, within 20 mins they WILL all be bald and the dynamic duo afro and asbo will be in an unedited smackdown style brawl over the same bastard 1……. Mama needs a nightly glass of some form of high content alcohol to get through the cunting day without going full on ‘HERE’S JOHNNY’ on someone’s ass……… And last but not least teachers are the actual best please let them come back soon they miss you and I MISS YOU!!!!!!! Still feeling lucky Still feeling blessed Stay home and stay safe bitches there are mamas all over needing this shit to end soon 💋😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💕👀